demonstrations of York University fail.

and tinkly wind chimes. 

There are no words.

octobersorangeeyes:

We had a good thing going on Like A Little. Sometimes I love YorkU. (I’m Peach btw)

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dancerchick92:

one of THE most annoying things about going to York
it is cool, I am going into my third year and because of bad academic advising am behind six credits, but SAVE those spaces for incoming first years. 
fml

dancerchick92:

one of THE most annoying things about going to York

it is cool, I am going into my third year and because of bad academic advising am behind six credits, but SAVE those spaces for incoming first years. 

fml

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Give my gun away when it's loaded.....: Seriously York University and members of CUPE 3903, get a grip.

I only came here because I was sure they weren’t going to have another strike during my time. As usual, York proves me wrong about how bad things can be. 

inthemorningillbewithu:

Essentially you are usually students as fodder. Neither side is considering the fucking implications this leaves on students. Two fucking weeks left of school let us fucking finish it, let us get all our marks. I sympathize that they are trying to revert the power relations, but fuck do not take…

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Amazing. 

jaggermeister:

so yesterday i had 2 hours or so till my next class, what my usual routine is go to starbucks get a tea and sit infront of it and study, mind you this is always in the art building at the university. 

SOOOOO i saw some comotion and packed up wand headed there due to my curiosity. i see this mural and a sign saying

“grab a brush and paint what ever you want

I’ll be Wednesday 12-5 pm and Thursday 12-5”

 so i said heh might as well try it, so i did and the master peices these guys did, wich was insane you can see what went down Wednesday March 7th 2012  in the pictures above 

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Students are finally taking their school as seriously as it takes them.

But, for real, these pranks are amazing. Whoever you are, keep it up!

coffeeeyescookiehearts:

Some dude at my school transformed into the Red Ranger.

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Hahaha, yeah, it’s all a big joke. Nobody’s fapping to this… nope…

Seriously, though VA VA VOOM, BABY, WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE.

kulsoom:

i wish i went to the library more often 

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I’ve always wanted to make a statement like that when leaving a lecture halfway through… kudos, friend!

bigcityboy0118:

My one lecture, fast forward to 1:10 to see how we operate at York univerity

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Thinking of Going to York next Year? Here are a few things you will need. 
3. Doctor’s note
If you’re a Glendon student living on residence, you will be forced into putting 3000$ into your meal plan which you will never ever get back. The food at Glendon is nothing short of disgusting, sure you’ll be fine for a few days on pizza and egg sandwiches but eventually you will crave something that isn’t 50% rubber and you’ll be out of luck. UNLESS you get a doctor’s note saying you have severe dietary issues and you cannot possibly eat the food there. If you do this they cut your meal plan cost in half and give you access to the kitchens in res which you wouldn’t normally have. 
If you’re going to take any lesson away from your Glendon experience it’s that lying is the only way to get what you need.

Thinking of Going to York next Year? Here are a few things you will need. 

3. Doctor’s note

If you’re a Glendon student living on residence, you will be forced into putting 3000$ into your meal plan which you will never ever get back. The food at Glendon is nothing short of disgusting, sure you’ll be fine for a few days on pizza and egg sandwiches but eventually you will crave something that isn’t 50% rubber and you’ll be out of luck. UNLESS you get a doctor’s note saying you have severe dietary issues and you cannot possibly eat the food there. If you do this they cut your meal plan cost in half and give you access to the kitchens in res which you wouldn’t normally have. 

If you’re going to take any lesson away from your Glendon experience it’s that lying is the only way to get what you need.

Thinking of Going to York Next Year? Here are a few things you will need.
2. Vending machine dress
If you’re female, or really anyone other than the incredible Hulk,you might want to invest in one of these bad boys. It seems our humble little campus, located a few blocks away from the scariest part of Toronto, can’t make it two or three weeks without someone getting assaulted. This nifty contraption, invented in Japan, is a skirt that transforms into what appears to be a vending machine. The idea is that if you’re being pursued you can duck around a corner, get your Autobot on and presto-changeo you’re safe. 
I’m surprised York isn’t enforcing this as a dress code since we learned the hard way that showing too much skin means you’re asking for it. 

Thinking of Going to York Next Year? Here are a few things you will need.

2. Vending machine dress

If you’re female, or really anyone other than the incredible Hulk,you might want to invest in one of these bad boys. It seems our humble little campus, located a few blocks away from the scariest part of Toronto, can’t make it two or three weeks without someone getting assaulted. This nifty contraption, invented in Japan, is a skirt that transforms into what appears to be a vending machine. The idea is that if you’re being pursued you can duck around a corner, get your Autobot on and presto-changeo you’re safe. 

I’m surprised York isn’t enforcing this as a dress code since we learned the hard way that showing too much skin means you’re asking for it. 

  • Question: Hi I saw you liked my York post :) I actually went through your whole blog before applying lol. Is York really all that terrible... like, do you have a list of things you like about the school? - plasticvines
  • Answer:

    I’ll be honest with you; in my opinion, the only reason why York is still up and running is because Schulich is the #1 business school in Canada and the #9 in the world. So if you’re going there I think you’ve got a pretty damn good chance… otherwise, not so much. 

Thinking of Going to York Next Year? Here are a few things you will need.  

1. Blinder glasses and obnoxiously large headphones.

At some point you’re going to have to walk through Vari Hall, when you do this it is very important to keep your eyes straight ahead and appear to be completely unaware of sounds around you. This is the best way to assure that you’re on time for class and that you don’t get sucked into buying Jesus cupcakes.

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“Caution: Lake”

York University: 56 000 students, one microwave.

York University: 56 000 students, one microwave.

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